- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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