- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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