Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Gay republicans

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Dwarf Shortage

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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autistic kids rock

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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