How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

A jew enters a mall.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

why girl die cancer

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Anti Joke

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