When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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