- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Take part of what?

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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