How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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