- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Call of Duty is a good game.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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