What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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PENIS lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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