- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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