Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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