- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Allah walked into AK Bar

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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