- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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