I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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