Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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