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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.