- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

what is big and white? Your Mom

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