Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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