- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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