- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

I'm Polish.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

knock knock i have diarrhea

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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