- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Sam Hengal.

What's brown an sticky Shit

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

u know whats a crime? rape

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

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