Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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