- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

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