- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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