- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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