Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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