- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

penis. nuff said.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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