- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What's the difference between a duck?

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

the WNBA.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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