- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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