Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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