Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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justin beiber sucks

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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