- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

bite me

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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