- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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