- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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