Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Equal rights!

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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