Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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