- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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