- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

knock knock come in !

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

someone called someone else a frog

Coldpaly is a good band

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Roses are red Im adopted

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