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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

race-car = rac-ecar