- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Your momma so fat, she's fat

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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