A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Fat? Jesse Z

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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