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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

I'm so punny.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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