Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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