whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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