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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Poker face

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Knock Knock. Doors open

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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