Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

A guy walks into a bar

what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Tucker Rivera

A seal walks into a club.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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