- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

This is an anti-joke.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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