- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

feminine literature

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What's the new green? Green

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??