- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Neither have I

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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