- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Ain't idn't a word.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Good job, son.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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