- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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call me maybe.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

12/23/2012

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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