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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

You are joking right?

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Q: knok knok A: Im home

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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