Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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The New York Giants

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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