- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock come in

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Good job, son.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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