- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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