- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

my penis

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

knock knock Goodbye

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