Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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