Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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What's one plus one? two.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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