- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Poker face

You sick fiend

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??