Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

why dont they make black forks

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Anti Joke

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