Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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