Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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