Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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