- Anti Joke

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

I don't get it

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

knock knock Goodbye

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.