- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

someone called someone else a frog

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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