- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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