Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why so serious ?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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