- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

an american walks out of a strip club.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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