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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

I'm Polish.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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