- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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