- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

One time i was sitting down

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