Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Anti Joke

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