Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Communism hehe xd

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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