What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Anti Joke

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