Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

This is an anti-joke.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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