How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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