What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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