- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Your mother is so fat.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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