- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

A Chinese man fails a math test

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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