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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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