- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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