- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

I'm Batman.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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