what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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