Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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haha

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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