What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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