Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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cory is gay

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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