- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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