- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

are you saying pam, or pan?

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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