- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

XD Jackass.

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