- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Barack Obama.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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