- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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