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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

white or wheat? wheat please.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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