- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

A man died.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

God is real.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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