What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

People...

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What do you call two dog? dogs

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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