Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

John Cena for president

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Ebola

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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