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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

A black man walks out of a police station

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas