- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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