- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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