- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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