Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Gordon Brown smiles.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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