- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What is 9+10? 19

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Knock Knock Come in

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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