Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Do the roar!

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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