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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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