- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

mikey is cute

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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