- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

what is worse than a guy pissed?

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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