- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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