Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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