- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

i have yougurt mit traktor

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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