- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Chris is hairy

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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