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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Knock Knock Who's there

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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