What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Black people in Camden NJ.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Anti Joke

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