- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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