Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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21 Ways to Annoy Everybody 1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which. 2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes. 3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would. 4) Act like a hillbilly. Period. 5) Improvise Italian operas. 6) Gossip about someone to their face. 7) Answer every question with a question. 8) Repeat yourself constantly. 9) Act like a member of the opposite sex. 10) Repeat yourself constantly. 11) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons. 12) Repeat yourself constantly. 13) Change what you repeat every now and then. 14) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks. 15) Change what you repeat every now and then. 16) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else. 17) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries. 18) Change what you repeat every now and then. 19) One word: Caffeine. 20) Another word or two: Caffeine and Sugar. 21) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Michael Brown

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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