Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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1+2 = 6

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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