- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

autistic kids rock

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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