- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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