- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

what did the black women name her child jamaal

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

why are balck people black because they are

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

A lot eh?

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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