- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Nero, sure you are okay?

child labor

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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