- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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