- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

No soap radio

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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