- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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