- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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