Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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