- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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